Assholes Surf Report & Forecast
Surf Report and Surf Forecast
Nearby Spots
Current Surf Conditions
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Condition Rating
LOTUS Forecast
Surf Height
0-1FT
Shin to knee
LOTUS Forecast
Swell
0.7FT9s
SE133º
1.6FT4s
SW219º
0.2FT7s
E97º
LOTUS Forecast
Wind
6KTSW
8kts gusts, Offshore
Model Forecast
Tide
1.2FT
Temperature
86°F
86ºF
Rashguard
Assholes Surf Forecast
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Assholes Surf Guide
Assholes earns its name from the contempt that some surfers generally hold for beachfront homeowners. From time to time, Assholes provides consistent surf and breaks closer to shore than at Octagon, farther down the coast. Located at the east end of Surfside Beach, Assholes can be accessed by a beach road that Texas locals identify through nearby houses. If you are looking to shortboard in Surfside, it would probably be best to ask for directions to Assholes from a local, as that's the best spot... Read more